Dying would be a wonderful adventure

Steal a needle off a bum and inject yourself with nutmeg -
Find a snake in the Australian outback -
Slit your wrists during the 6 o'clock news and watch the blood run dry -
Jump off the biggest tower in the world -
Serenade a vampire -
Consume nothing but celery and vodka -
Become a cannibal and eat yourself -
Fall in love -

Count the ways to commit suicide.
Ophelia